Calm The F Ck Down

Autor: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781522864745
File Size: 16,89 MB
Format: PDF
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This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say. 21 single sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is," "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching," and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Be sure to check out Sasha's new release Chill the F*ck Out too! http: //amzn.com/1530103940

Verdammte Schei E Schlaf Ein

Autor: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Dumont Buchverlag
ISBN: 3832185895
File Size: 66,36 MB
Format: PDF
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Wer Kinder hat, weiß, dass Kuscheltiere und eine Gute-Nacht-Geschichte nicht immer helfen. Allzu oft bleibt ›Schlaf, Kindchen, schlaf‹ ein frommer Wunsch. Dann hockt man auf der Bettkante und könnte – bei aller Liebe – heulen vor Wut. ›Verdammte Scheiße, schlaf ein!‹ zeigt die ungeschminkte Wahrheit und ist dabei so komisch, dass man sich die Verzweiflung von der Seele lacht. »Muss noch immer lachen und weinen – ein scheißgutes Buch.« Julia Franck

Chill The F Ck Out

Autor: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 9781473642058
File Size: 36,38 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
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From the creator of the #1 Bestseller Calm the Fuck Down, Chill the Fuck Out is the perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line colouring pages. Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like 'It's been lovely but I have to scream now', 'As if', 'That's Ms Bitch to you', and more. Sasha O'Hara is the pen name for a pain and stress relief therapist practicing in Portland, Oregon.

Sad Truths Seriously Adult Coloring Book

Autor: Rude Colorist
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530337699
File Size: 53,40 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Sometimes, a positive affirmation is just annoying. This coloring book is for those days when only the sad truth will do, like: When you reach the end of your rope, your hands will be too sweaty to hang on, anyway. Life is 10% what happens to you, 10% how you react to it, and 80% other crap. What you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Unless you screwed up. The secret to getting ahead is closely guarded by people who are already ahead of you. Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. And catch fire. ***30 original anti-affirmations and coloring designs in all!*** If you love "Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book" by Sasha O'Hara, try "Sad Truths"! Tags: the rude colorist, sad truths, adult coloring book, seriously adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, edwina mc namee, rainbow coloring

I Hate Fairyland 01

Autor: Skottie Young
Publisher:
ISBN: 9783842038660
File Size: 66,37 MB
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Im zartesten Jugendalter wünscht sich Gertrude in ein fernes Wunderland voller Freude und fröhlichem Lachen. Prompt wird sie in eben jenes Wunderland katapultiert. Um wieder in ihre Welt zurückzukehren zu können, muss Gert mit Hilfe einer Karte einen geheimnisvollen Schlüssel finden. Doch Gert ist nicht die Flinkste und so zieht sich ihre Suche über stolze und keineswegs fröhliche 27 Jahre. Äusserlich noch immer ein Kind, ist Gert innerlich zu einer verbitterten, bösen Zicke mutiert, der kein Schimpfwort zu schmutzig und kein Gemetzel zu blutig ist!

Not Sorry

Autor: Sarah Knight
Publisher: Ullstein eBooks
ISBN: 3843714517
File Size: 51,74 MB
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Sind Sie gestresst und überarbeitet? Sind Sie enttäuscht vom Leben? Haben Sie es satt, allen zu gefallen, statt an sich selbst zu denken? Dann gilt auch für Sie: Sorry, but not sorry. Hören Sie auf, sich zu entschuldigen. Vergessen Sie die Meinung der anderen. Machen Sie sich frei von ungeliebten Verpflichtungen, Scham und Schuld. Beschäftigen Sie sich lieber mit Leuten und Dingen, die Sie glücklich machen. Sarah Knights Methoden helfen Ihnen dabei, sich von Unwichtigem zu trennen und das Leben zu genießen.

Sad Truths Mandala Edition

Autor: The Rude The Rude Colorist
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781530425020
File Size: 51,53 MB
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***30 original sad truths and mandala coloring designs in all!*** Sometimes, a positive affirmation just won't do. This coloring book is for those days when only the sad truth will do, like: Your imagination will lead you down many useless paths. Life is the most difficult exam. And you just failed. You are safe in the arms of the universe. Until you get sucked into a black hole. Dream big. Dreams are all you have. Your life is the result of the choices everyone else makes for you. All pages are printed single-sided for a great coloring experience. Every mandala design is original and cannot be found in other coloring books or on stock photo sites. If you love Calm the Fuck Down and Chill the Fuck Out, irreverent adult coloring books by Sasha O'Hara, try Sad Truths! If you love the Sweary books and Memos to Shitty People by James Alexander, try Sad Truths! Tags: the rude colorist, sad truths, adult coloring book, seriously adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, edwina mc namee, rainbow coloring

Pusheen Die Katze

Autor: Claire Belton
Publisher: Heyne Verlag
ISBN: 3641132932
File Size: 67,20 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Dick? Höchstens ein bisschen. Faul? Sagen wir gemütlich. Flauschig? Und wie! Niedlich? Niedlicher geht nicht! Die derzeit beliebteste Katze der Welt hört auf den Namen Pusheen – sie kommt aber auch, wenn man »Kuchen« oder »Eiscreme« ruft –, und wer sie sieht, verfällt ihr und ihrem Witz sofort. Ob sie frisst, schläft, die Wohnung katzengemäß umdekoriert oder Karrieretipps für Katzen gibt, Pusheen ist einfach einzigartig. Wer Katzen mag, wird diese lieben!

Swear Word Coloring Book Go To Hell

Autor: Swearing Lady
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781520483955
File Size: 53,53 MB
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Amazon Bestseller 2017 30 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax 50% OFF! Available for only $4.99! Regularly priced at $10 Do you sometimes JUST need to relax after a long, hard day? Have you been looking for that one thing that could make your day a little bit nicer? Introducing the newest bestseller swear word coloring book. With many swear words to choose from, this adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say! This Amazing Adult Coloring Book Features 30 Unique Hand-Drawn Illustrations with Swear Words Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Hours and Hours of Relaxation, Mindful Calm and Stress Relief This coloring book for grown-ups features 30 stress relieving swear word coloring pages. You will find moments of joy and peace with the designs presented in this book. The coloring pages will help you calm the f*ck down. List of Words: YOU'RE A SPECIAL KIND OF ASSHOLE COCKMONKEY YOU FUCKING BITCH RETARDED LUNATIC KISS MY ASS, BITCH FUCK FUCKTARD ASSJACKER SAGGY BALLS YOU'RE A COMPLETE MORON BASTARD KISS MY ASS, BITCH SKANK GET THE HELL OUT YOU STUPID HEAD FUCKIN' BITCH ASSGOBLIN GAYLORD SHIT HAPPENS STUPID WHORE DICKJUICE SHUT UP IDIOT HANDJOB BONER BOLLOX DOUCHE PISS OFF ASSHOLE CHODE DOUCHENOZZLE FUDGEPACKER See this impolite coloring book as a small corner of paradise where you can come anytime to have fun, laugh and really just chill the fuck out. Irreverent as hell, this hilarious and vulgar, yet beautiful adult coloring book has been created so you can celebrate the artist within in a fun and spontaneous way. If you have an idiot co worker, an idiot spouse, a douche neighbor, you need this book. Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that express yourself. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. This book will help you color the stress away! This book would make an excellent gift for anyone in your life that loves and collects adult coloring books. Take action today and order this book for a limited time discount! You're going to love it. TAGS: swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, fuck off coloring book, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, donald trump, hillary clinton, happy fucking holidays, christmas swear word coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book

Sad Truths Twisted Song Lyrics Edition

Autor: The Rude Colorist
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533109743
File Size: 37,18 MB
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This black-background coloring book features song lyrics you know and love, with a sad truths twist! You might recognize these not-so-famous lyrics: Stairway to orgasm I want to hold your ass I can't get no fornication You've lost that burnin' feelin' Lust is a battlefield 30 twisted lyrics and coloring designs in all! Each single-sided page is printed with a BLACK background for a cool coloring effect. I created all of the designs specifically for the dark pages. All of the designs in this book are original and won't be found in other coloring books or as stock photos. If you love Calm the Fuck Down and Chill the Fuck Out, the irreverent adult coloring books by Sasha O'Hara, try Sad Truths! If you think the Sweary books and Memos to Shitty People by James Alexander are hilarious, try Sad Truths! Tags: the rude colorist, sad truths, night coloring book, nighttime coloring book, black coloring book, dark coloring book, adult coloring book, seriously adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, edwina mc namee, rainbow coloring