Dad Jokes

Autor: Jack Duncan
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539751847
File Size: 77,76 MB
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Everybody appreciates a good dad joke. Dad jokes are friendly little jokes that the whole family can enjoy, often focusing on puns and wordplay. Some people enjoy them because they find them to be genuinely funny, while others enjoy them because they can't believe just how awful they are! Over the years, dad's have perfected the art of this inoffensive, positive style of joke as a way of entertaining both adults and kids alike. This book honors this style of humor by offering some of the best dad jokes around, guaranteed to make everyone you know either laugh or roll their eyes! How did the stupid dad get time off of work? He applied for thick leave! What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render! See the rest inside!

The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes

Autor: Ian Allen
Publisher: Pavilion Books
ISBN: 1909396095
File Size: 10,41 MB
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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that its in the way that you tell them, Dads for the best part of forever have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether its telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers but dont tell your dad that, itll only encourage him!

Dad Jokes

Autor: Jimmy Niro
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1492679216
File Size: 75,93 MB
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The perfect gift for Father's Day! "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke—humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember—you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!

Dad Jokes

Autor: Sam Breton
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781543156430
File Size: 28,24 MB
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Everybody enjoys a good laugh, but nobody tells jokes quite like Dads! Dads have gained a reputation for telling some of the "worst" jokes known to man, but for some reason we love them all anyway! Dad Jokes are at their best when they're family friendly, simple and most of all silly! This book contains 600 of the most awful jokes Dads have ever told, guaranteed to make your audience chuckle while rolling their eyes! Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter! What did the dad send to the man who ran out of water? A 'get well' card! What do you call a fast fungus? A mush-vroom! Why did the dad get a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded dough!

Dad Jokes The Punniest Joke Book Ever

Autor: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684120071
File Size: 71,43 MB
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Dad's comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade...to the relief of everyone around him! Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch...line, that is! He'll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: *Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! *Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! *Dad: "I wouldn't want to be buried in this graveyard." Kid: "Why not?" Dad: "Because I'm not dead yet!" And many more!

Be The Coolest Dad On The Block

Autor: Simon Rose
Publisher: Harmony
ISBN: 0307482014
File Size: 26,88 MB
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An all-encompassing guide to entertaining, amazing, and possibly even educating children, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block provides the perfect excuse to stand on a balloon, play with grated cheese in the microwave, and unroll an entire roll of toilet paper, all in the name of spending time with your kids. Written by a comedy writer and a cartoonist with thirty years’ combined experience as dads, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block is a cornucopia of practical parenting advice, like how to skip stones or teach a kid to ride a bike. It has answers to the pesky questions kids love, such as “Why is the sky blue?” or “Where do babies come from?” And it can help dads entertain large groups of kids with slapstick gags (“burp the alphabet”) or cool tricks (“the hole in the head”). Be the Coolest Dad on the Block also contains spooky myths for telling around the campfire and loads of quizzes and jokes for rainy days or endless car rides. With a range of ideas to suit all situations and sensibilities, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block gives any dad the right stuff to be the wackiest and smartest guy in the room. From the Trade Paperback edition.

The World S Greatest Collection Of Dad Jokes

Autor: Barbour Publishing
Publisher: Barbour Publishing
ISBN: 9781683221005
File Size: 34,12 MB
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Here is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics--Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith--so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion.

101 So Bad They Re Good Dad Jokes

Autor: Elias Hill
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781973749127
File Size: 11,66 MB
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Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!

A Book Of Bad Jokes Pitiful Puns Woeful Wordplay And Ridiculous Riddles

Autor: Hugh Jass
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781533098092
File Size: 62,99 MB
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Hundreds of jokes congregate in this amazing compilation of some of the greatest bad jokes and puns there are. Uniting several forms of terrible gag in one ceaseless, relentless volume, A Book of Bad Jokes, Pitiful Puns, Woeful Wordplay and Ridiculous Riddles is intended to be a text that every aspiring or current bad joke teller would love in his library. Authored by known pun and bun master Hugh Jass, this manual intends to amuse and educate its readers on the art of inventing truly awful humor. Ample quantities of ideas and an exhaustive demonstration of the form used mean that you can not only cringe, but create your own horrific jokes. After introducing the book and its uses, Hugh takes us through an enormous combination of terrible one-liners and question and answer jokes. The conclusion of the book meanwhile is framed in riddles both ordinary and poetic in form. Despite the all-round awfulness of what's shown, the author is keen to point out the utility of what's here. The demonstrative use of wordplay is ample, meaning that readers can start to pick up and assimilate the technique. After having absorbed the hundreds of silly gags present, you may even start to invent your own! A superb little gift or stocking filler at Christmas, this abysmal compilation is sure to keep you and your loved ones cringing for hours!