Who Cut The Cheese

Autor: Stilton Jarlsberg
Publisher: BookBaby
ISBN: 1617925764
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"Who Cut The Cheese?" is the updated 2011 edition of the razor-sharp parody dedicated to the millions of readers who either enjoyed or suffered through the motivational bestseller "Who Moved My Cheese?(tm)" "Who Cut the Cheese?" is a parable in which four characters must find a way through a maze in their hunt for "Cheese." But this cheese is actually symbolic of the things that we all want out of life: success and self-confidence, a nice house, a loving marital relationship, perfect children, a loyal dog, indoor plumbing, good Chinese food, several million tax-free dollars, and red-hot sex with multiple partners. The "Maze" in this story is symbolic of the twisting, turning, confusing, mugger-filled blind alleys of Your Life. And since you're being compared to a rat in this book, the whole "Maze" analogy works like a charm. When you come to see the "Psycho-babble on the Wall," you can discover for yourself how to deal with change and how to find the Cheese that will make your life joyous and fulfilling. Failing that, feel free to take crayons and color in the many pictures. It's fun, it's therapeutic, and it will keep anyone else from ever using your now useless e-reader.

Who Cut The Cheese

Autor: Jim Dawson
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
ISBN: 0307778789
File Size: 74,95 MB
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We've told you HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP SHIT CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a fart? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find farts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific fart tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "Fart Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie farts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Who Cut The Cheese

Autor: Jo Nesbo
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1442433094
File Size: 33,37 MB
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“Large helpings of whimsy, humorous black-and-white illustrations, and the occasional fart joke provide plenty of silliness” (Booklist) in the third Doctor Proctor adventure from New York Times bestselling author Jo Nesbø. Nilly, Lisa, and Doctor Proctor are too busy inventing things to watch TV, and everyone says they’re missing out on the hot singing competition. But then Nilly and Lisa notice that their friends and family are acting really weird. And the only people acting weird…are the ones watching TV. What’s going on is WAY bigger than a singing competition. It could mean the end of the world. Or a silent but deadly could save everything! Let ’er rip.

Who Cut The Cheese

Autor: Mason Brown
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0743214463
File Size: 78,62 MB
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Who Cut the Cheese? uses a delightful little fable to encapsulate the fundamental rule of modern American management and the new economy: "Survive change by shifting blame." The fable revolves around two malevolent rats and two spiteful "Punypeople" who find themselves trapped together in a maze, fighting over a dwindling supply of constantly moving cheese. Some characters adapt readily to this treacherous, shifting environment -- blaming the weak and overpowering the helpless. Others perish in horror, praying for death. Read this book and live! Written for all ages, the story can be understood by even the youngest reader: The "maze"is a metaphor for life, and the "cheese" is a metaphor for whatever you desire in life -- be it worldly goods, spiritual well-being, or unspeakable sexual encounters too deviant even for the Internet. The more advanced reader will also understand the secondary message of the book: "Resistance is futile." As soon as change happens, we must accept it immediately or suffer the consequences. This heavy-handed lesson is designed to engender unquestioning obedience to authority, and makes the book an ideal gift for subordinates. Large companies would be well advised to give this book to each and every one of their employees, especially if they are considering a restructuring to bolster shareholder value. Extremely short, even including illustrations, the story takes less than an hour to read, but its unsettling conclusions on the nature of humanity should last a lifetime!

Winchell Cuts The Cheese

Autor: Peter Van Dijk
Publisher: Tricycle Press
ISBN: 9781582461403
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When an unpleasant odor wafts through the barnyard, Sheep asks, “Who cut the cheese?” Winchell the pig avoids the question again and again throughout the day. But at bedtime, the porcine stinker realizes good little piggies should excuse themselves after letting one slip. Vibrant art and clever wordplay introduce an adorable pig (and his long-suffering friends) as he comes to grips with that most natural—and embarrassing—of acts.Fun(ny) way to learn the etiquette of flatulence—without using the f-word.More Winchell books on the way!

Doctor Proctor S Fart Powder Time Travel Bath Bomb

Autor: Jo Nesbo
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 0857077139
File Size: 50,95 MB
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The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor couldn't stop there. Next up: a Time-travel Bath Bomb. Throw the Bath Bomb in the tub, lather up and imagine where you'd like to visit. The battle of Waterloo? No problem. The French Revolution? Let's go! Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. Years ago he lost his true love, Juliette Margarine, and now he wants to change the past and win her back. But when his plan goes awry, it's up to Nilly and LIsa to travel in time and save the day.

Who Cut The Cheese

Autor: Allen Brinkman, II
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781933570815
File Size: 73,93 MB
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In Who Cut the Cheese, Allen Brinkman outlines the most practical, usable and somewhat unorthodox way to help leaders turn a market around within a large company. By using many examples and talking in non-technical language, Allen has made the secrets of managing process, leadership and marketing intellectually available to a wide audience. As Allen clearly points out, large companies typically don't provide a conducive atmosphere for employees to flourish. Tactics that will work successfully on larger scale often fail miserably at the line level. Allen has found a way to personalize his business unit and focus on people. He has clearly demonstrated an ability to attract and retain world-class employees. The 7 key method provides an opportunity for every individual to reach his or her potential. Most importantly, Allen has learned how to have fun while expecting, rewarding and recognizing great individual and team performance. He thrives at the notion employees see his business unit as a great place to work. Prior to this book, there has been little in the way of guidance in operating within a structured environment. Most of the academic and popular literature on leadership is of little use, because it is broad, general and frequently describes tactics that may be appropriate the company as a whole vs. a business unit. This book is about adapting traditional leadership thought, personalizing it and adding FUN to the unique problems of large company business units. Its a fine balance between a light-hearted approach, and a serious topic.

Who Moved My Cheese

Autor: Spencer Johnson
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9781101495872
File Size: 34,66 MB
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THE #1 INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER WITH OVER 28 MILLION COPIES IN PRINT! A timeless business classic, Who Moved My Cheese? uses a simple parable to reveal profound truths about dealing with change so that you can enjoy less stress and more success in your work and in your life. It would be all so easy if you had a map to the Maze. If the same old routines worked. If they'd just stop moving "The Cheese." But things keep changing... Most people are fearful of change, both personal and professional, because they don't have any control over how or when it happens to them. Since change happens either to the individual or by the individual, Dr. Spencer Johnson, the coauthor of the multimillion bestseller The One Minute Manager, uses a deceptively simple story to show that when it comes to living in a rapidly changing world, what matters most is your attitude. Exploring a simple way to take the fear and anxiety out of managing the future, Who Moved My Cheese? can help you discover how to anticipate, acknowledge, and accept change in order to have a positive impact on your job, your relationships, and every aspect of your life.

Did Somebody Step On A Duck

Autor: Jim Dawson
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
ISBN: 1580081339
File Size: 30,56 MB
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"A new collection of gas-passing anecdotes, popular culture references, and historical tidbits from fart historian Jim Dawson"--Provided by publisher.

The Magical Fruit

Autor: Jo Nesbo
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1442493429
File Size: 38,70 MB
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"When a Russian billionaire robs the Norwegian Gold Reserve and melts the last remaining gold bar into the Premier Soccer League trophy, it's up to Doctor Proctor, Nilly and Lisa to recapture it"--